Big pup: What are those things called? Nostrils?
Me: (Pointing to my nose) Yep. Those are nostrils.
Big pup: No. Those round things under my pee pee.
Me: Oh! Those are testicles.
Big pup: Teh..tes...What is it again?
Big pup: Oh, yeah. I can never get that right.
Big pup: But wh--
Me: Hey, look out the window! Are those cows?